The Holy Demon
An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.
Looks like you got a friend in you.
holy shit reblogging for that comment^
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Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
I’m afraid I’ve never heard of such a thing, nor do I wish to find out what it is. Regardless, I have a question for you, my annoying ad anon; how did you get wi-fi in an insane asylum?
Put ‘unf’ in my ask if you find me attractive
Why not… Lol.
I will answer them when I get out the shower.
If I get any. :p
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THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG
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blushing-bassist asked: Send ♥ This ♥ To ♥ The ♥ Fifteen ♥ Nicest ♥ People ♥ On ♥ Tumblr ♥
Awwwww, thank you, Ane-chan!
<3 = I’m falling for you.
:) = I wanna cuddle up with you while watching movie.
;) = I like you a lot.
:( = You should talk to me more.
:D = You’re sexy/beautiful.
;O = I want to be best friends.
:P = I want you more than anything.
:K = Kiss me.
:| = You annoy me.
* = We need to make out!
<*3 = I want a relationship with you.
8D = I want to do sexual things with you.
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sexy-bread-tin asked: what if I dared to do all of those number things what if what if what if
I’d have to actually go to a computer then. :3
